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Book Of Judas Finds Publisher; Record Wait Took 1700 Years
The Book of Judas, penned by the much maligned apostle himself, has finally found a publisher, at the end of a long search that e…
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In Response To Miniaturization, Human Hands Get Smaller
Scientists report that human hands, which must currently struggle with ever smaller keypads and buttons on high-tech paraphernali…
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Gossip: What People Say About It
We decided, at a reader?s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decid…
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On the Road Again
My wife and I need to exercise more. Every time we leave the house we notice vultures circling overhead in anticipation and now o…
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Palestinian Leadership Saved By Suitcase Loaded With Cash
The Palestinian leadership, experiencing an ongoing cash crunch because the civilized world refuses to support its unachievable v…
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Radical Muslims Run Afoul Of Kant?s Categorical Imperative
As if the Muslim religion didn?t have enough problems in the often less than mutually tolerant text of the Koran, now its radical…
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U.S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B.S. Into Fuel
While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation?s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.A researcher at The Dep…
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Iran Accepts European Nuke Deal: Includes Instructions On How To Make An A-Bomb
European nations negotiating with Iran over its nuclear program initially offered the upstart threat a free light-water nuclear r…
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Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the sixth installment; previous ones are presented on this…
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Bush Seeks To Heal Rift With Hollywood; Schedules Lunch With Jane Fonda
President Bush, troubled by the decline in his approval ratings, has decided to make a frontal assault on Hollywood, a bastion of…
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Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine
While The Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific …
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Senior Ticketed For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Rollerskates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived o…
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A Life Of Lorenzo Da Ponte: Talent Flies; Practical Reason Walks
Among the world?s favorite operas, we find three of them with a libretto penned by Lorenzo Da Ponte and music by none other than …
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For single or for sfigati there is a virtual companion
How long are you single? From what you see a girl on your bed, if only to sleep? Well Drew Burrows evidently a long time, since h…
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Katana master
This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. An ordinary servant put a noble guest into a rage. The offended said t…
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It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame
Someone yelling, ?Let?s play ball,? officially announces spring. Springtime and baseball seem to go together, as if God created s…
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Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy
Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must …
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Pat Robertson Confesses! God Upset With Him; Tells Him He Lost His Mind
In the wake of having reported that God told him Tsunami-like storms were likely to hit the U. S. coasts this year, Pat Robertson…
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AIDS epidemic in the USSR
When an adult suffers from ? child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I…
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Taliban Asserts Control Of North Waziristan; Tourism Dips
The Taliban has reportedly asserted control of North Waziristan, the famously wild mountainous region of Pakistan that borders Af…