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Our Baby: The Grape
My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea …
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Diary Complaints
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't wa…
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Mother's Day Card Observation
This Mother's Day season opened my eyes to something I never really paid attention to before. It had nothing to do with crowded r…
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Chinese Hope To Make British Car That Works
Remember the MG? Worse yet, did you ever own one? Then cower in fear. The Chinese bought the MG brand name and are about to open …
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Getty Museum Decides To Donate Its Building To Italy
The J. Paul Getty Trust has agreed to return "significant objects" to Italy from its collection of Etruscan and Roman art, includ…
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The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in co…
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FED Raises Interest Rates, Except On Existing Mortgages
The Federal Reserve took the unusually considerate step of raising the interest rate again while providing that banks could not r…
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How A Head Cold Got Me Married
Now that I?m really settled down for bad or good, I can?t help but reflect on my lengthy past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can…
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Malice In ?I Wonder Who I Am? Land
For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Al…
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Audit Report on Katrina Debit Cards; Some Recipients Swam In Champagne
A federal audit on the spending proclivities of people who were issued debit cards by FEMA during the Katrina disaster indicates …
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U. S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B. S. Into Fuel
While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation?s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.A researcher at The Dep…
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The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?
First, we learned to say and spell the puppet?s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty m…
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Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California
One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be modera…
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Finally, Something Green At Banks Besides Greenbacks
Until now, our perception of the occurrence of green in relation to banks has inevitably led us to the conclusion that the subjec…
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Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid
A trendy new nightclub that caters to baby boomers who find themselves unexpectedly single was raided by police last night. Actin…
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Things I have learned
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ...If …
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Oil Exploration Update: U.S. To Play Catch-Up With Cuba
Startlingly enough, it looks as if the time will soon arrive when the USA will have to play catch-up with Cuba in oil exploration…
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In Mogadishu, Coke Is Branded As The Infidel Thing
Islamic militants who have taken over in Mogadishu and dropped the dark veil of medievalism over the minds of the citizenry have …
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Warning: This Article is a Waste of Time
Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. An…
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Hispanic Immigrants Demonstrate; "Illegal" Not In Spanish Dictionary
Hispanic immigrants demonstrated by the thousands about what they claim is their right to become citizens of the land of the grin…