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Our Baby: The Grape

My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea …

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Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How! (Installment 1)

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the first installment; previous installments will also be …

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Mother's Day Card Observation

This Mother's Day season opened my eyes to something I never really paid attention to before. It had nothing to do with crowded r…

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Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern

We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about anothe…

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Getty Museum Decides To Donate Its Building To Italy

The J. Paul Getty Trust has agreed to return "significant objects" to Italy from its collection of Etruscan and Roman art, includ…

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The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz

Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in co…

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Malice In ?I Wonder Who I Am? Land

For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Al…

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How A Head Cold Got Me Married

Now that I?m really settled down for bad or good, I can?t help but reflect on my lengthy past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can…

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FED Raises Interest Rates, Except On Existing Mortgages

The Federal Reserve took the unusually considerate step of raising the interest rate again while providing that banks could not r…

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The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?

First, we learned to say and spell the puppet?s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty m…

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U. S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B. S. Into Fuel

While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation?s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.A researcher at The Dep…

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Audit Report on Katrina Debit Cards; Some Recipients Swam In Champagne

A federal audit on the spending proclivities of people who were issued debit cards by FEMA during the Katrina disaster indicates …

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In Mogadishu, Coke Is Branded As The Infidel Thing

Islamic militants who have taken over in Mogadishu and dropped the dark veil of medievalism over the minds of the citizenry have …

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Oil Exploration Update: U.S. To Play Catch-Up With Cuba

Startlingly enough, it looks as if the time will soon arrive when the USA will have to play catch-up with Cuba in oil exploration…

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Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid

A trendy new nightclub that caters to baby boomers who find themselves unexpectedly single was raided by police last night. Actin…

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Things I have learned

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ...If …

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Finally, Something Green At Banks Besides Greenbacks

Until now, our perception of the occurrence of green in relation to banks has inevitably led us to the conclusion that the subjec…

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Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California

One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be modera…

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Hispanic Immigrants Demonstrate; "Illegal" Not In Spanish Dictionary

Hispanic immigrants demonstrated by the thousands about what they claim is their right to become citizens of the land of the grin…

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Warning: This Article is a Waste of Time

Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. An…