Kim Kardasian - How To Become A Sex Tape Celebrity

“OK…We’re BFF’s and you got about a bazillion people talking about you when you did yours…why shouldn’t I put mine out there?”

This is what I envision in my own mind, and not a verifiable quote, when I think about the conversation between Kim Kardashian and her sex tape scandal sister Paris Hilton.

I’m not mad at either one of them…I’ll be honest, I’ve made my own but they’re not nearly as exciting as these. And, while I’m being completely honest with you, I’ve had the rare opportunity of getting a sneak peak of this video and I really enjoyed Kim’s latest venture into the socialite sex tape scandal much more than the foray her trust fund, scandal creating friend Paris Hilton.

Except for the “watersports.” That’s just not my thing.

The socialite and daughter of late O.J. defense attorney Robert Kardashian will be filing a lawsuit to try to stop the DVD release of a three-year-old sex tape featuring her and actor-rapper Ray J, who she was dating at the time the video was made, E! News learned Thursday.

Vivid Entertainment has supposedly shelled out $1 million to an undisclosed third party for the tape and is planning on releasing Kim Kardashian Superstar to the public on February 28, 2007.

"We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video, despite what others may say," Vivid cochairman Steven Hirsch said.

Some people are ready to argue Vivids standpoint.

"Everyone is pretty disappointed and very confused as to what's going on and who's behind this," Kardashian, who says that she and Ray J have remained friends, told E! News. "We're just going to get to the bottom of this and do whatever we have to do to stop it."

She also said she's doesn't suspect her ex-boyfriend of turning the tape over to the porn peddlers.

"I've always said I don't think this would be something that he would do for some reason to spite me," Kardashian said. "I don't feel like I really did anything wrong," Kardashian continued. "I was in a relationship; very much in love…It's humiliating; it's embarrassing. It's something I feel very betrayed by but I'm not pointing any fingers."

Ms Kardashian is a fashion designer who has yet to prove her worth as a celebrity on her own merits. When your “resume” can include “Daughter of OJ trial lawyer…” “Step-Daughter of Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner” and reported boy-toy of current male pop icons like Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon and of course her co-star of her purported love documentary The 26-year-old Ray J, born William Ray Norwood Jr., brother of pop singer, Brandy, who is currently suffering her own problems resulting from an accident where she is facing misdemeanor manslaughter charges and a $50 million dollar wrongful death lawsuit.

I’m not sure how this is all going to work out and how it may be all tied together……((hey little brother…see if you can sell that tape so I can pay off these folks that are mad at me killing that woman…)) Again, this is me envisioning stuff in my head.

Regardless of all that, I wish you all the best of luck turning your late night videos into profitable distribution deals.