Near Loss Of Life And Limb Averted By Miracle Device..

I know this is going to sound strange to you, but the other day I almost killed myself at home, doing something I have done quite often now for the past 20 years. See, I was trying to find a old photo album in my bedroom, and since I was having trouble, I got a bit frustrated and decided to clean.
Well, here is where I made my first mistake. I opened up my closet door, a simple thing indeed, and one I have done all too often in the past. Inside I found what I was searching for, as the revered photo album, which weighed a good 3 pounds, came crashing down on my head!
After seeing stars, and picking myself up off the floor, realizing I wasn’t dead, and a bit shaken up, I had to pause to remember what I was doing, and why I found myself in this position. That damn photo album hit me in the head, giving me not only a headache, but a chance to think about what had just gone wrong.
Well, I decided to fix this problem, being that I’m so well organized (um, not really..) and do something about this quick. After all, I didn’t like the hit I just received, so I put some thought into preparing a solution, when it came to me.
A ad I had recently seen in my local hardware store said “Get it Straight, Get it Great, with our line of Closet Organizers.” I felt very ashamed that I needed to get hit in the head to see the value of this device. After all, just a few moments ago, I was sitting on the floor with a icepack on head!
Today I’m better for it, as I purchased several closet organizers, and placed them throughout all the closets in my home. They are easy to install, come in lots of different colors, and they help keep the clutter to a minimum.
Now I can reach for my photos with confidence that I not experience another “smashing” picture, with a headache to follow.