There she goes, off the tee box. Right down the middle of the fairway on number 2 hole. The last time I was out here, she faded it right into the bunker, just next to my favorite ball placement. I missed my golden opportunity to meet her. I pull hooked the ball on the opposite side of the fairway.
Maybe we’ll meet a couple holes down. She has to come back down number 3, and I should be teeing off number 2-tee box at the same time. Maybe I’ll impress her with a beautiful drive, straight and long down the fairway. Worst-case scenario will be a long hook out into her fairway. I wonder if she’ll stop and watch me fly the trees hitting back to the green?
Here we go. I see that her drive on number 3 landed left side of the fairway. I better tee this puppy up and let it fly. If I’m going to impress her, now is the time. With this bright yellow golf shirt, I’m sure I’ll stand out. This is my golden opportunity.
Great shot happening here! It is flying way out of sight! I see her looking over as the ball lands and rolls. Wow! I think I did it! How can she not notice me with this bright yellow golf shirt on, or anybody for that matter? I feel like Jack, taking the turn at the Masters. Now all I have to do now is keep a straight face, as if it’s routine and walk down the middle of the fairway. I better figure out quickly what to say, just in case she compliments me on a nice golf shot.
Oh great! I hit it so far. The foursome ahead of me is yelling and waving. I completely forgot to wait until they were out of reach. How embarrassing is this going to be? I’m the only one out on the fairway. All my golf buddies are on the other side of the fairway. How do you try to impress someone with a great shot, only to find out, the shot almost hit someone? This is not good. What’s even worse? I think her parents are walking my way. Great! Let’s meet the parents!
Perfect timing! My buddies need a hand on the other side of the fairway to look for a lost ball! It’s a good thing I carry an extra shirt, just in case it rains. I think I’ll slide off this bright yellow golf shirt while I’m on the opposite side of the fairway. First impression is going to have to wait.
