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The Bullish Search For Generic Viagra


Chris Hart stood with the other runners. He was ready to show his bravery on the streets of Pamplona in Spain. He planned to participate in the 2007 running of the bulls.


Chris heard the hooves pounding on the pavement even before he could see the bulls rounding the corner. Chris ran as fast as he could. For a while Chris managed to stay ahead of the stampeding bulls. Then suddenly he had been pushed off to the side. A bull had come up to him and had started to ram its horns into Chris’ leg.


For a while Chris thought that he might return to the United States in a casket. Then the bull noticed a passing runner, and set off after that more upright dasher. Chris watched to see what others were doing. He finally figured out how he could get to a hospital and have his leg examined.


On the way to the hospital, Chris felt anything but brave and courageous. He felt foolish. He had wanted to do something daring, so that he could brag about how brave he was. Chris felt compelled to show women his bravery, because he often disappointed women when in the bedroom. He would have trouble obtaining an erection.


What Chris really needed was a bottle of Generic Viagra or a container of Generic Cialis. Since Chris had not found a way to find low cost ED pills, he had decided to try disguising his problem. Chris had hoped that his ability to demonstrate his bravery could cover-up his need for ED pills, pills that he had not yet managed to buy.


In the hospital waiting room Chris sat in sullen silence. As Chris sat there steaming, feeling very mad at himself, he suddenly heard someone speaking English. Chris looked up to see who had chosen to speak a language that made Chris feel homesick.


Chris could see someone talking on a cell phone. Chris usually tried not to listen-in on cell phone conversations, but something this caller said caught Chris’ ear. The caller uttered these words: "Can you send me more of that generic Viagra?"


Chris quietly changed seats, moving over close to the man with the cell phone. While Chris struggled with arriving at a way to start a conversation, a voice said, "I see that a bull put his horns in your leg."


Chris looked-up. The man with the cell phone had begun the conversation that Chris had wanted to have. Chris quickly responded to the man’s comments. "Yes, it really dug into me," he said.


Then Chris leaned a bit closer to the man with the cell phone. "I heard you asking for generic Viagra," Chris said. "Do you have a supplier here in Spain?"


The man offered Chris a business card. On it Chris could read the address for a web site. Seeing that information, Chris asked, "Can I to here for generic Cialis too?"


"Yes," said the cell phone owner. "If you have a credit card, you can order generic Cialis and generic Viagra from this web site."


"Thanks a lot," said Chris. "Now my leg does not seem to hurt quit so much."


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