Scorpion venom is worth a whopping $39,000,000 per gallon. Second on this planet is King Cobra Venom at $153,000/gallon and that should give you a dropping jaw of what makes scorpion venom so very expensive.
Sure, you’d have to milk that single scorpion inside of that coke bottle 2.64 MILLION times in order to pull out a gallon worth the $39,000,000 but that would totally be worth it, right? Right.
It’s pretty amazing that unlike most venoms/anti-venoms, scorpion venom actually has a literal metric tons of medical benefits beyond just treating stings. It sounds like we all need to go in on a scorpion farm and start milking the shit out of these little creepers.