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Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room
A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attach? case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, ?Nurse, I need…
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217 stories on humor.
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Iraq Opens Suicide Bomber Range; Calls It Twice-Blessed Paradise Express
In an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, the Iraqi government has opened a suicide bomber range. The …
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Crazy student hostel
The State University of Odessa. Late 1980-s. Department of Romance and Germanic Languages. And it means that only five or six r…
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Things That Go Bump in the Night
Last night my wife, Nancy, and I were alone in the house. We were just falling asleep when we were startled by a thunderous thump…
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Happy Trails, America! But Where Are They?
Judging by the current national sentiment, Uncle Sam has once again wandered off the happy trails on which we?d prefer him to rid…
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America: Still So Young No Americans Allowed
If sometimes, weighed down with the complexities of uneasy empire, we perchance wonder if America could be freedom?s fading star,…
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Sex Change Procedure Creates New Species, Neither All Male Nor All Female
Due to a revolutionary procedure, an entirely new species of human is now afoot on the earth ? neither all male nor all female. A…
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An Efficient Commute
This morning, as usual, I was pressed for time. I had to be to my "9 to 5" especially early and I woke up late. Instead of rushin…
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Clever Mayor Roy Nagen: Has Runoff Election With White Guy Who Looks Just Like Roy Himself
We wouldn?t even hazard a guess at the odds against such a outcome, but the runoff election in New Orleans looks about as bizarre…
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New U. S. Military Tactic To Quell Unrest In Iraq; Will Drop IQ Test On Insurgents
The U. S., continuing to be troubled by the insurgency in Iraq, has decided to quell it by giving the insurgents an IQ test. The …
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Surgeon General Uncertain About What Hospital To Check His Grandmother Into
The Surgeon General, after reading the results of a recent report about the alarming number of fatalities in U. S. hospitals that…
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Great Practical Jokes To Play On Your Friends
Do you have a friend who just ?needs? a practical joke played on them? Well, I might be able to help you. These are original joke…
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Circus Clowns - Without Skill Laughter Turns Into Disaster
We all love clowning around and playing the idiot bringing laughter to those around us but sometimes our antics seen as bit of fu…
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Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived o…
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Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighti…
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America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior
America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in hist…
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Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At Least One Original Idea
Imagine the complexities, not to mention the complexes, attendant to being the world?s largest software manufacturer when your pr…
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Robin's Rainbow
When my daughter was very young, one night she was saying her prayers. She paused and asked me, "Mom, if I pray for a rainbow, wi…
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France Attacks Iran: U. S. And Britain Object
France, casting aside its usual insistence on diplomacy, even when it?s obvious to every person who happens to be alert that it c…
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A Deep Look into Soap Operas
You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, …